(IHRSMIIARC) 'I Hate Religion So Much It Is A Religion' Coalition Cries Victory! 10 Commandments Swapped Out for the Tax Code

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The "I Hate Religion So Much It Is A Religion" Coalition, (or IHRSMIIARC for short), announced the banishment of "The 10 Commandments" from public spaces.

They stood outside the Supreme Court of Craziness and proclaimed it was a victory for "law", a victory for everyone with a mind too big to hold such a simple set of rules, a victory for the separation of state and church.

The 10 Commandments will be removed from the front of every government office and public place. Monuments to greed, selfishness, and the intentional confusion and entrapment of others will be erected instead.

Every government office and public space will now have the complete tax code carved in stone, out front.

However, for many government offices, this will present a problem. Given the enormity of the tax laws most offices will no longer allow parking near-by, since the parking lots will be used up holding these monuments.

Some towns have expressed concern over the weight and possible sink-hole preponderance.

The "I Hate Religion So Much It Is A Religion" Coalition blames religion, and the belief in God, for the ills of all humanity and is currently seeking witnesses to proselytize new believers.