North Korea to NewOldSalt.com, "Stop Ignoring Us! We Have Bigger Finger!"

The country of North Korea created all sorts of havoc and news recently with their complaints they were not being given equal time on the NewOldSalt.com website.

As usual, the “journalist” on state-run TV, shouted much too loudly into his microphone (and the sound guy could not adjust the levels properly), “The country of Irate may have regular seismic activity, but we will create our own! We just blew up a nuclear device underground. Even though we live precariously near the Pacific Rim of Fire, we do not care.”