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I DEMAND the next President of the United States of America

Make scientists figure out how to make deep-fat-fried-sugar a healthy snack AND main course.
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Raise the drinking age to infinity+1, "Even God should not be allowed to drink."
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Continue to cede all control to big business, which is ALOT more efficient at enriching the rich and enslaving the poor.
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Force every woman to bring every egg she carries to term, "I can't believe the number of living eggs that die every month!"
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Chop down every tree, once and for all, so those whining environmentalists will finally shut up!
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Enforce MY religion as the state religion.
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Encourage tens of millions more illegal immigrants, "Even the illegal immigrants here NOW need help doing their house chores."
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Put more people in prison so they can't work, contribute to society, and pay taxes.
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Encourage a break-neck pace of work and growth since quantity is more important than quality.
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Encourage a sluggardly pace, because when a job is finished, who knows what will happen next.
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Create confusing-as-possible rules so that many have to be employed to explain the complicated rules, thus creating jobs.
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Allow and encourage exorbitant interest so those lazy consumers are forced to work incessantly to pay never-ending debts off.
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Foster competition among govt. agencies so they become self-serving and promoting, seeking their own glory "just like business."
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