What kind of behavior does Jesus advise?

Strike your enemy first before he hits you.

Convince other people of your righteousness in going to war against people who have not attacked you...yet. Because they could.

Don't worry about doing evil, because there's always someone else you can point at who has done worse things.

Never admit any wrong. It's a sign of weakness, and God hates weaklings.

Roll up your sleeves for public appearances, so it appears you've been working hard.

Hate the word, don't bother bettering your vocabulary.

Only elect rich people to government offices because if they have a lot of money, it must mean they are smart.

Take up arms in the name of God and go to war.

Charge as much money as possible for everything, and if people pay your price, it means God is on your side.

The fewer people who owe you money, the less intelligent you are.

Chop down all the forests and create as much paperwork and bureaucracy as possible.

Everyone but you is lazy and stupid.

Don't bother trying to learn what other people think, just beat them on the head with The Truth.

Avoid people who are sad, it may rub off on you.

Avoid people who are poor, it may rub off on you.

If you ask questions, it means you are stupid, and don't understand.

It's better to make assumptions than looking stupid by asking questions.

Insult people who don't support warmongering as "cowards", "wimps", "unpatriotic", and "not supporting our troops".

Eat, drink, and be merry, because tomorrow you might die.

Pray for your enemies and surprise them by doing good for them.