Hey Charlie Brown. I am here again to let you give the football a kick.
I'll set it up for you so you can kick it out of the park! It'll be sweet.
That's not what you've done in the past!
You always yank the ball away from me at the last moment!
It's been your fault! You can't blame me for your mistakes!
[Mutters under her breath.]
(Your mistake for trusting me.)
But, in any case, I PROMISE to CHANGE.
Ha ha ha. You're going to CHANGE? Why should I believe you?
Every time you've been in charge of holding the ball, I end up being the one who lands on my back, in serious pain. Then you laugh at me for believing you.
NO! BELIEVE ME.
I PROMISE TO CHANGE!
Just PUT ME IN CHARGE OF THE BALL again!